100% true

this is why i am glad my little sister is my hair stylist.. we just gab as sisters do during my haircut :D

“a unique breed of female”

I want to hire this lady to teach Keepin It Real 101.

This video is actually part of Heidi Klum’s lingerie ad campaign.. hence the whole super-obvious tag thing.

it’s not “basically,” it is.

That looks like a fucking bathrobe.

Darn, I was really hoping it was Tom Clancy ;)

Same here! I was like, um that escalated quickly. His response to her asking what made him think she was a dirty girl, which she worded neutrally (with only eight words), was to call her a "pretend writer" (again, based on eight words?) and dismiss her.

My sister is one of these people :/ She works at a salon and I went the day after the trailer came out to get my hair colored, and apparently she and a fellow stylist had been talking about it all morning. While he was drying my hair, he excitedly asked me "SO ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THE 50 SHADES OF GREY MOVIE OR…

oh god, the "toddler pink lips" and "infant pink tongue," the references to "diminutive" and "girly" wearing Osh Kosh B'Gosh (do they make those for adults?) will haunt my fucking nightmares.

I read the entire available manuscript, about 20 short pages and... just... yuck. It is really truly horrifying, and not in any "artistic" or "stylistic" way. And I say this as a fan of Cormac McCarthy.

Patrick Bateman meets Hal Incandenza for a drink at a bar owned by Humbert Humbert and goes home with Jelenik's Gerti for a night of Lust

back in my okc dating days i used to run into that SO MUCH. i wasn't in the habit of answering okc messages during work hours in my 8-5 jorb, and man some dudes would rain hellfire if i didn't answer them. uh. i was working, bro - simmer.

i recognize his picture... that guy messaged a friend of mine lol and from his profile, seemed like a child

right i can't believe that shit

Truth. It's not very much "fun" exactly, there's some neat things here and there like the craft beer bar with all the hot bearded hipstery bartenders but you could see that in any city really; mostly it's hot, crowded and expensive. And douchy.

Truth. It's not very much "fun" exactly, there's some neat things here and there like the craft beer bar with all the hot bearded hipstery bartenders but you could see that in any city really; mostly it's hot, crowded and expensive. And douchy.

Billy Corgan and Tila Tequila tho

Ooooh yeah. The last one I dealt with would turn any topic to nude pictures.