“Next season on Law and Order: SVU...”

Somewhat unrelated, but we are now getting to the age where younger people don’t remember 9/11, and I’m finding it so weird. September 11th literally changed the direction of my entire life (I’m 31), and when just-out-of-college co-workers look at me like I’m a dinosaur when I say I was in Iraq, I can’t get my head…

Not only is Gowron not dead, he won’t be born for several hundred more years.

Except Gowron is dead. Martok is Leader of the Empire

Yes. 40+ women have all tried to have sex with Bill, and when he couldn’t get it up, they all got upset and they all cried rape.

Yeah, DoD artificially keeps shipyards open for strategic purposes that are debatable. Domestic shipbuilding is a tiny shadow of what it once was.

Well, if you want to get super-pedantic, he went on an insane rampage, was apprehended, and then masturbated, so the rampage itself was not masturbatory at all according to the reports.

Thank you for your service to mankind.

Who are these fools that don't know the words to the carols? Am I weird or something?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was weirdly moved by that. 'Down to earth' is a phrase that gets used a lot to describe any famous person with a modicum of basic decency, but Amy never seems anything but a genuinely thoughtful, respectful and considerate person (as well as being extremely good at her job).

I even love that she remembered that the guy's name was Tom, and not Fernando.

Best parts... Billy turning on a dime when he realized he had approached a Hasidic Jewish man. Amy yelling "You know me!" all crazy at the dude at the end. Good stuff.

See what I mean?!?

I'm guessing none. Hell, they don't even want to increase taxes and repair America's social safety net to lift citizens of their own countries out of poverty. They are truly terrible people.

Yes! I really don't have anything else to add, except that it's absurd that most of these people seem to only care about unborn American babies. Six month old African children? Forget 'em, who care. Ugh it's infuriating. Especially since they proclaim they're following the bible, and from what I've read it talks a lot…

You know, I recently spent a couple of weeks in a really poor country where babies regularly die from malaria, malnutrition, and a host of other easily preventative causes. I wonder how many of these anti-abortion crazies donate to Doctors Without Borders, volunteer to help low-income mothers, or lobby the government…

Charlie Jane, any chance you can run a "best of" version of this? (and when you do, please don't forget this lady, if she's not the Best Recasting Ever, she's certainly close no matter what Dirk Benedict thinks).