As a Clevelander, Winter Soldier let me experience what so many Los Angelinos and Torontans and Noo Yawkuhs do, which was watch a chase scene through a city street that makes absolutely no sense. “They just passed that same building! Twice! They just turned from one street directly onto a parallel street! They just…

So he drove it 16 times?

There’s a montage of him going through various suit prototypes about midway through. This was his earliest attempt

“Everything’s coming up ‘Peterman’”

If you think the college teams are actually nurturing these kids in the way you describe, Urban Meyer would like a word with you. 

Remember when headlights cost $4 and worked just fine?

How these characters were written and portrayed in the comic, do not matter. If you want the comic/comic characters, read the comic.

Under-starred, my man...

The Norton movie played it a lot safer than Ang Lee’s. And as a result, it was as flavorless as week-old chewing gum. Sure, it avoided the laugh-out-loud ridiculous stuff like the Hulkdogs and Nolte’s [literal!] scenery-chewing ... but it also lacked the earlier movie’s emotional intelligence and crazed verve. For all…

We’re just going to write an article about THE Sandusky Ohio and NOT mention Callahan Auto Parts?

There has to be a place for cartoon animals and oversize curiosities, in Sandusky and everywhere, if only because there are so many people excited to see them.

So does Pepperidge Farm

This feels familiar...

You’re my kind of American, brother. 

Shouldn't be too much of a surprise -- James has been receding for a while and Kyrie was always one step away from going over the edge.

We’d have to have more information before passing judgment. Not to be blunt, but I suggest a joint commission to find out if this dope is using the marijuana again. This seems to be a chronic problem for him. The Browns may need to blaze and not make it so kushy for him moving forward.

4. Super Bowl XXV

pfft back in my day you could trade a cow for THREE magic beans. Inflation is out of control.

I love raisins, they’re sweet, they’re healthy, they stick together so I can eat an entire box in one bite, and you get to pretend like you’re mercy killing elderly grapes! In so many ways they are a perfect little snack, but if I take a bite out of what I think is a chocolate chip cookie and realize that it’s…

I got an exclusive photo of the primary suspect: