The surveillance state was never meant to save us. It was meant to keep the 1% safe from us.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

The sea knows what it did.

And did you notice how Pickle Rick hit the same bar on the xylophone yet it produced two clearly different tones? Are to believe that this is some sort of, heh heh, “magic” xylophone or something?

I like the look of this car, and I’m honestly kind of excited about it, which is weird to say about a Kia. I think they went the right direction with the name, too; it’s important to have a serious, sporty-sounding name if you want people to take your first proper sports car seriously. And I especially appreciate that…

Why is nacho cheese not a choice?

Uh, creepy Natalie Portman from Léon: The Professional is creepy.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Once i found a card in my brother’s truck that was signed by all his coworkers expressing condolences on the death of his father. Our dad was very much alive at the time. Yes, my brother is that guy.

I’m not for punishing people for recreational drug use. The NFL is dumb to test for marijuana. Everything about this situation is ignorant. But what am I missing here with Josh Gordon?

Jason, we love you but you are dead wrong about this car.... You can spell BOOBS on the calculator when you roll it.

I’m torn. Jab-step-to-take-a-contested-3 Bron is worst Bron. But extremely rude Bron is best Bron.

Pre-existing conditions.

Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame, you give love a bad name.

Is the only kind of shot I will ever be.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Ah, Basewars. I sunk so much time into this game back in the day.