The Cannon is key if Tebow and Manziel are gonna be in the league.

I’m just sad to see chief Wahoo officially become a symbol for the Alt Right. Was hoping they would just “ghost” it without making any announcement that the tiki crowd could point too.

So they’re taking Nic Cages face off and putting it onto another actor’s... They should make a movie about this.

No Alexa, but no less useful than Bixby.

Sorry kids Thats not a newspaper, just old school GPS, or what us old timers called a “map”

Dahmer is hungrier

A Duke Nukem movie? (Groans)

Good idea... keep those assets liquid

Do number names use the letters in the name or the number? Is a Ford Five Hundred only worth 500? Can the make get rolled into the name? the Mazda Mazdaspeed 3 is got to be worth a ton. Actually my answer is Infinity. Anything by Infinity.

Neutral: Why No Rear-Wheel Drive Crossover?

Has anyone seen any test results since the security updates started rolling out? I heard 10-30% drop in performance was possible on the Intel processors. has anyone seen evidence of that?

Lets watch the Browns 0-16 Parade!

If Belichick wants to secure his legacy all he has to do is go back to the Browns and coach them to a willing season. Think of it as a challenge.

It’s old-school and can be fixed with a hammer, a 5/8-inch combination wrench and swear words.

Wait, explosions aren’t a plot?

Who ya got: Godzilla vs. Santa Claus?

Digital everything will be great... at least until the 2019 blackout...

When I moved back to my home city my Mom had big Minion shaped container of lemon Tic Tacs. I was the only one eating them but I think I’ve had one every time I’ve gone to my parents house. I’d say there was about a quarter of the pack left. I moved home 5 years ago.

Week by week Jim Tomsula’s Lifehack Of The Week! is becoming my favorite section of this blog. There is a great need for a Forest Gump style Jim Tomsula novel. I would totally check that out of the library.

worse things have happened.