Amateurs... Don’t they know the most “comedy” comes from knocking it forward onto the door?

“I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here”

Paper/rock/scissors made me wince when I read it. I’m glad Drew switched to the CORRECT order of Rock/Paper/Scissors.

Its like a Guardians of the Galaxy/ Assassin’s Creed Unity mashup

You’d figure after 14 years they’d be allowed to show one boob on any TV after 8 o’clock. But nooooo. Meanwhile Gotham is Chopping peoples hands off and exploding them with RPGs in prime time.

I’d argue that several Resident Evil movies were better than Mortal Kombat and Final Fantasy, but you included Scott Pilgram so all is forgiven.

I despise my roommates Apple TV. He got it free when he signed up for DirecTV Now, which is what its used for 75% of the time. The problem is DirecTV Now is not optimized for the remote. You swipe to open the menus... or change the channel. Which means picking the remote up will change the channel. Trying to open a…

Apparently Alejandro Villanueva’s (the steeler who didn’t protest) jersey sales have sky rocketed. He has successfully turned his jersey into a black and gold Confederate flag.

Best Planets that are not Planets:

Bluetooth is hilariously open. Hasn’t anyone else tried to get the party started and accidentally paired to their neighbors sound system?

As an American, that photo says “gruesome death”... glad it was a right hand drive.

I’ve never heard that engine breaking was bad for your engine. I have heard that it can be murder on an automatic transmission by degrading the transmission fluid with the excess heat. Manuals and Duel clutch autos wouldn’t be adversely affected.

I already had a Dreamcast and a PS2, but after playing the Gamecube the first time with the Wavebird at a friends house I bought one the following day. There were serious bragging rights to getting a high score on the MonkeyBall mini games at my house.

This definitely happened.

NIMH was tame after my mom rented us Watership Down.

Talk about a crazy coincidence, “Untitled Obi-Wan Kenobi Prequel Standalone Star Wars Movie” was the working title of U2's fifth album.

Way to stick it to BIG ECLIPSE GLASSES! 

I had to look it up for my state, but in Ohio the score is 265 Union to 3 Confederate(all of which are at P.O.W cemeteries). They had a 4th but it was quietly removed last night.

Dude, if you’re drinking it after its in the drain you either have a serious problem or know something the rest of us don’t

1.2 million? For “counterfeit” cabinets? Where they made of cocaine? and filled with... also cocaine?