Amateurs... Don’t they know the most “comedy” comes from knocking it forward onto the door?

“I quit wearing a watch when I moved out here”

Paper/rock/scissors made me wince when I read it. I’m glad Drew switched to the CORRECT order of Rock/Paper/Scissors.

You’d figure after 14 years they’d be allowed to show one boob on any TV after 8 o’clock. But nooooo. Meanwhile Gotham is Chopping peoples hands off and exploding them with RPGs in prime time.

I’d argue that several Resident Evil movies were better than Mortal Kombat and Final Fantasy, but you included Scott Pilgram so all is forgiven.

Apparently Alejandro Villanueva’s (the steeler who didn’t protest) jersey sales have sky rocketed. He has successfully turned his jersey into a black and gold Confederate flag.

Best Planets that are not Planets:

Bluetooth is hilariously open. Hasn’t anyone else tried to get the party started and accidentally paired to their neighbors sound system?

As an American, that photo says “gruesome death”... glad it was a right hand drive.

I’ve never heard that engine breaking was bad for your engine. I have heard that it can be murder on an automatic transmission by degrading the transmission fluid with the excess heat. Manuals and Duel clutch autos wouldn’t be adversely affected.

I already had a Dreamcast and a PS2, but after playing the Gamecube the first time with the Wavebird at a friends house I bought one the following day. There were serious bragging rights to getting a high score on the MonkeyBall mini games at my house.

This definitely happened.

NIMH was tame after my mom rented us Watership Down.

Way to stick it to BIG ECLIPSE GLASSES! 

I had to look it up for my state, but in Ohio the score is 265 Union to 3 Confederate(all of which are at P.O.W cemeteries). They had a 4th but it was quietly removed last night.

1.2 million? For “counterfeit” cabinets? Where they made of cocaine? and filled with... also cocaine?

I was working at a dealership about 10 years ago and was about to take a couple on a test drive. I hopped in the car to pull it out of the parking space and found that the battery was dead. It was winter in the Midwest so I had the couple wait inside while I grabbed a jump box and ran out to get it started. When I…

I’d be fine with O.J. as President over Trump. 

The best thing for the haters would be for the Browns to pick him up. He would start. They would lose. The naysayers would have their day. Browns fans would continue to be drunk.

The increase in home runs is due to excellent batters. These master batters are the reason for these blisters.