Republicans and oil (or any other big business) are slowly killing us. 

This will not shock anyone that has been paying attention.

The CIA?

A lady once had a pet Chimp. A friend visited. The chimp became agitated by the unfamiliar person and pulled both of her hands off....and her face.

Ok but did you consider that after killing 4 dudes with bats, the Gorilla now has four bats - and can wield one in each hand and foot?

Fun fact: That wasn’t in the original script. Mister BMF himself went all gooshy-mooshy when meeting the cat playing Goose. So... they added in some bits so Jackson could play with the kitty on screen.

Same reason many of these same men think they can out shoot a US Navy SEAL or Delta Force Operative.

Five cavemen with wooden spears could beat a woolly mammoth, but (a) they were cavemen, who by necessity had the physical fitness of a modern Olympic athlete, and (b) they had sharp sticks and teamwork.

We agreed on 5 but 4 guys are dead.

“Oh, my eye? I lost it while I was beating up a cat.”

Fighting a cat is a no-win situation. If you win, you’re an animal-abusing asshole. If you lose, you’re a pussy that got beat up by an actual pussy.

If that’s how big game safaris worked, I might be less opposed to them.

I find it hard to believe that 69 percent of American men have never lived with a cat. Cats are little furry psychopaths at the best of times and fucking terrifying when they’re pissed off.

This is the shit dudes talk about at work. I just had this same conversation. It eventually devolved into "how many dudes with baseball bats would it take to beat a gorilla". We agreed on 5 but 4 guys are dead. 

I’d wager that Gov. Whitmer’s warming up her veto hand as we speak.

“If they have high standards and are doing good fact checking, they have nothing to worry about.”

Republicans are the dumbest motherfuckers on earth.

Papers, please...

Just a hummer.  No loss to motoring culture or anything else.

Well, it is right next to The Villiages. Not exactly the intellectual or cultural epicenter of anywhere, really.