Where’s Chris Kobach when you need him?

After Terry’s accidental discovery, a local newspaper found more than 59 fraudulent signatures, along with the names of four dead people.

The blue lives matter crowd around here is screeching with rage about this and I’m loving every minute of it.  Cops being charged with murder should be happening way more often.

-”What is this? I said only bring what you need to survive!”

If you are going to hog all the puns, you should get a (wedding) tackle. I’m off for some lunch, think I’ll have the meat and two veg.

According to Devon police, attempts to find the culprit ended in vein.

Now it’s a sculpture for those who REALLY love biking

I smell another Odd Couple remake in the works.

““I’m not a staffer!” Ivanka reportedly shouted back. “I’ll never be a staffer. I’m the first daughter.””

I already see this line someday being shown in the “For Your Consideration” clip at the Oscars. 

NO! I’LL TELL YOU WHEN I’VE HAD ENOUGH!

I would absolutely contribute to a GoFundMe that promised to have Kamala Harris address him as, “Mr. Garland.” 

How I learned to stop worrying and get Zip recruiter. 

This is terrible and there will be a few years of pain yes, but I think what will end up happening is popular support will grow for expanding the number of Supreme Court Justices. This would only require a majority of Congress. Gorusch, Alito, Kavanaugh, Roberts, and Thomas are so far right of the opinons of the…

“I do.”

Because of political capital. Do you want to focus your time and energy chasing windmills, or do you want to actually govern?

Kudos to Nike for bringing John Brennan and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad together, I guess.

That’s 2018 in a nutshell, isn’t it? “I don’t know much about this thing, but let me educate you on it anyway.” 

I was on a data security detail at a major university. Once a week or so I would call an academic department or a sub-office of the registrar or the like.

One day years ago—when “identity theft” was a hot new topic that EVERYONE was talking about—I came to work and found a roster posted on the breakroom wall that listed the SSN of every single employee (of over two hundred and fifty). The supervisor who put it up just guffawed at my insistence that such information…

Literally had a user give us her password over the phone just now, unasked.