You’re gonna get a lot of tone deaf feedback from that, but just know that you aren’t alone in thinking a good bad take at least makes you want to think and not just think whether you want to say gtfo or potentially write paragraphs you will eventually delete because you can’t be sure they are trolling with such a…

Classic Deadpool. Don’t ever change.

A singularity would form.

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

Your top tier is very similar to mine except I’d replace Civil War with Thor Ragnarok.

Did you lose a bet?

Sure, I’d support it. Then I’d make a huge batch of popcorn and watch as whomever did such a dumb fuck thing was roundly and deservedly blown out for doing so. You seem to not understand how this whole thing works, but that isn’t terribly shocking.

This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen today.

Dude, slow down you’ve still got to drive home.  

Interesting No-Look Stuff Found In Butt

I would pay $5 to have you record a video telling Roger Goodell to fuck his fist

Damn, Al Franken looks terrible

No, it’s more about the idea that it would wipe out hoards of Harvard and Yale graduates, which inherently makes the world a better place.

His legacy is winning a national title as a freshman at Syracuse. 

Me reading Raiders stories on Deadspin:

It’s certainly a step up from the Work Sets You Free sign they have on entering the training complex.

i thought the Raiders might be decent this year. Boy is my face red.

Wait, that Wing ISO where Mello holds the ball for 9 seconds and does a step back jumper is over?

Papa John’s pizza gives me bubble gut and hot snakes.

Just a looper doing the right thing, looking to receive total consciousness on his deathbed, good on him.