I cried that I had no shoes till I met an idiot who burned his because he wanted to “own” the libs then I laughed.

I wonder if I should go to In-n-Out, buy a burger and just throw it anyway.

LOL. It’s not the libs that are getting owned here. It’s the evangelitards, Nazis, white supremecists, and mouth-breathing wingnuts, in general.

Hey Bubba, there were a couple of undocumented workers that helped build your shack. You should do something about this. Something involving fire. Just be sure to document it all so that the Libs are properly pwned.

I guess that’s Harbaugh’s way of “pulling Edwards’ security clearance” as “political retribution.” Wonder where he learned that tactic from...

I still shake my head in disbelief that "YouTube commenter #7" somehow got elected president.

I’m here from the “center” to say fuck that tweet 

Haahhaha. Enjoy Kanye. Even Kim is giving him the side eye. 

Maybe she was so shaken by his conviction it stirred her to act.

The only thing diverse she comes from is a family that decides what brand of mayo to put on her sandwich. That’s about it.

Oh, I’m sure she’s right about her diverse family. Some are white nationalists, some are neo-Nazis, a couple are KKK, and there’s that one uncle who isn’t married.

“those who know me know that I come from a diverse family that represents modern America.”

TRUMP: This is strictly off the record, but I murdered sixteen prostitutes in 2015 alone.

If he thinks a tariff on cars gives others a pinch, wait until Canada imposes a counterveiling tariff on oil. He’ll feel like his nuts have been lit on fire.

#alldiseasesmatter

a lot of proof from this facebook group I belong to

I hear the Wiz already have an offer waiting.

They might have to wall it off. 

He’s going to have the most heavily vandalized grave on the continent. I can’t wait.