“...I see.”

We have our resistance hero...

I wanted to make you laugh, and I succeeded. My week is complete!

“NO COLLUSION” with dogs!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Oh, you...

Well, isn’t all of the “personal”supposed to be out of his hands now?

I’ll take whatever I can get at this point.

I realized a couple of months ago after all of the Michael Cohen stuff came out that, most likely, even though he’s a shitty lawyer, the reason his office looked like a hoarder’s place is that Trump probably never paid him enough to hire a legal secretary. Or a secretary.

That would be too cruel to the dog.

“found dead of self-poisoning by cyanide.” fixed it.

He’s the first president since McKinley to not have a dog though we all know it’s because no dog would ever have him.

It speaks to his character that he doesn’t even have a Blondi to poison.

Will he be found in a WH bunker with his wife Eva Knauss and his beloved fridge of Diet Coke?

That’s what I was implying. I was grouping them altogether just to emphasize how hilariously he fails at having every advantage in life and still being a fucking failure.

Even better if it was personal, rather than corporate, bankruptcy.

The one reprieve we have with President Very Stable Genius being the most corrupt in history is that he’s also the dumbest human being in history.

It would be a hilarious irony if he has to declare bankruptcy #7 before he leaves office despite making money hand over fist by enriching himself through the office of President.

In a way, that’s the main difference between a Hitler and a Mussolini. 

Which would probably have been good enough in the civilian world. But 45 is an idiot and ran for pubic office, bringing himself and his family under increased scrutiny. I have said this before but it is hilarious that becoming POTUS is what is going to bring his corrupt family down.

It’s frightening that one of the forces safeguarding our democracy may be Trump’s incompetence and greed.