You write about this like there’s a possibility Kavanaugh won’t get confirmed. He will. Everyone was told what would happen to the courts if Trump should win, some didn’t listen.

Eh, my baby was cut out of my abdomen and I wasn’t present. Anesthesia sucks. For like, 12 hours, missing it was The Worst Thing Ever.

For the super fans, though, 19 isn’t that many concerts. I have a lot of friends who are into Phish (I’m not, but hey, I smoke weed, and if you have white friends in their mid 30's who also smoke, there is a decent chance that some of them are into Phish), and I know two people who went to all 13 shows at MSG last…

We didn’t discuss the cat.

Didn’t take long for the worst take to be written. Nicely done! 

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

Nobody in congress gave a shit when the children of Flint were poisoned by their own state government, or when they were mowed down in Sandy Hook and Parkland. You really think they care what happens to a bunch of brown children on the other side of the globe?

Trump accusing other people of “erratic behavior” is peak comedy.

You really think he knows the difference?

A better term would be Red Tide

A red wave happens approx. every 28 days in my house, and both politically and biologically, its unpleasant for everyone.

he keeps trying to make “red wave” happen

“Red Wave”

+1 non-working limb.

Can’t spell dildo without Rhode Island?

You can’t spell Ass without Kansas.

Fucking A Kansas, you can’t let...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMAGA!