Fox News viewers are going to have a stroke when they see this

I assume some of them are good people.

Orangina is at his golf club in NJ (again) today so we’ll probably have to wait until he finishes shooting his usual 18 for 18 holes for his official White House statement unofficial personal opinion public record Twitter input.

All rich people are crooks. All of them. 

similar tweets from the orange anus.

Get ready for a flood of “THIS IS THE WORK OF THE DEEP STATE TRYING TO DESTROY THE GOP!!!!!” reports on Fox, soon to be followed from similar tweets from the orange anus.

Trump is going to wake up to a text message from Joe this morning that goes: “wow, totally fucked up about that show. Did you see it? It was totally a joke. Hahah. Unless you’re into it. Haha. JK. But yeah, what’d you think?”

Saying “I never hit her” in response to whether or not you were the perpetrator of domestic violence when you have admitted in writing to choking you wife is among the most ridiculous bullshit I’ve heard in a while.

Ah, the old “I choked her to protect myself” defense. Okay.

Judge: “It says here you spent $1,348,729 in Q3 of 2016 on ‘dildo guns.’ Now, just for clarification, is that a weapon that’s shaped like a sex toy or a sex toy that’s a shaped like a weapon?”

Forwarded emails from friends/relatives would be my guess. With yellow 64 pt type.

I’d like to know how most of those people got into Q Anon. I’m being deeply presumtious, but most of them, don’t look like people who’d thrawl a regular messageboard, let alone a hivemaze like the various itterations of chan boards.

I wouldn’t be surprised they latched on to it, because they saw a “sayin-like-it-is”-mem…

Like the Flying Dutchman?

That’s the first rule of OligarClub.

Jim “I Only Watch” Jordan

I think the problem most people have is now that Jim “I Only Watch” Jordan is being accused of  handing out molesting passes at Ohio State like it was going out of style she’s said absolute fucking ZERO about it.

“Jeez,” gasped Republican Senator Susan Collins

“Why should Christmas be our enemy? We should not go to war with Christmas, in fact, I think Santa Claus and I would be good friends.”

“Is there a chance the law gets struck down?”

“Get out of my country, you Hindu clown.”