Repubiclans - we don’t want government telling us what to do!

I think the suddenly woke pissed off vote might be stronger than the weed vote, but that might be selection bias. In any case, don't smoke but damn happy to see both on the ballot.

In case you haven’t figured out yet, Splinter reflects the American (though mostly left-ist) attitude that only the Oval Office matters.

Yeah they do that too us too (emergency manager being the most notorious). We also have industry oversight over our Department of Environmental Quality and apparently Maine trailblazed that fun idea. Won’t hold it against you though.

Well here are your options, in Michigan at least:

Me: HOLY CRAP SPLINTER FINALLY COVERED THIS

I wouldn’t get too giddy yet.

The statement sounds better in its original German.

The document that founds this nation says “We The People”. Its time to make that be what it was intended to be.

Fascism and white supremacy is something we have to constantly stamp out everywhere we find it. If we wish to have a tolerant society, then we must be intolerant of intolerance. We haven’t been... so we got what we have now.

There are good words on both sides!

To Hewitt and other angry white conservatives, the mere presence of a black person is seen as inciting.

Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

I really don’t think anyone who’s in charge on either side of anything these days has a fucking clue what we want.

Technically you’re correct but you need way more than Congress. Amendments to the U.S. Constitution only become effective after being ratified by 3/4 (38) of the states. 

Changing the electoral college would literally do nothing to change gerrymandering. Gerrymandering is a State issue not a Federal one. Yes, the…

I heard they'll be using chainsaws. It could be a massacre.

Great, it’s only like, mid-summer and America has turned into a dystopian horror flick. I assume by November we’ll be reading about Texas’ new population of cyborg-mutant children, out for human blood to sustain their Flux Reactors.

We could and should, but where do we put them?

Yes! The Free State says GTFO. 

Nah, Watters isn't racist like that...he also doesn't like Asians and Spanish-speaking Whites. So, it's like, OK.