I respect Susan Collins

“But I Didn’t Really Want To”

I prefer the title: “Centrists, or How I learned to only Imprison Some Children”

So the headline is,

More like “tots” and “predators” in the Border Patrol.

Monica Seles, though

Go for it. I am done. If your kid is immunocompromised then move. Become a refugee from Michigan. My state will take you in. Implement these idiotic Godly objections, then show us the numbers. I want to hear all of the stories about how autism rates dropped and cancer was cured because Jesus likes Michigan now. They…

When she leaves the white house at the end of this year she better not get the Spicer treatment.

Thanks, I didn’t want to sleep tonight anyway.

I’m going to guess the ass. They always lead with the ass.

Wait a hot second, here. I thought James Comey is a #resistance hero and that the FBI is going to bust up in the oval office and arrest Trump for doing russia stuff. You mean to tell me that this isn’t the case? From this report it sounds like James Comey is just another craven douchebag who is more concerned with…

Few laypeople realize that constantly changing legal teams when you’re under the threat of federal indictment is actually a good sign that you’re innocent of the charges.

The tweet also used the word ‘promulgated’. Proof that he didn’t write it.

Money is a helluva drug.

Nathan filed a contested divorce proceeding and the two, who didn’t sign a prenup, are duking it out over $30 million.

I put Dawn in my eyes at least once a week. I think these “urban housewives,” if they are even housewives, just want us to by their organic, vegan, “biodegradeable” dishwashing liquid that they make to cover up the meth labs in their basement.

But the whole point of an undershirt is to contain your BO so you don’t have to wash dress shirts as often. What’s the point of wearing a wifebeater at all under a dress shirt? Might as well not wear anything, go full Burt Reynolds.

What a dipshit. Wear a full undershirt if you’re going to soak your white dress shirt on camera.

Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?