Tangent but:

view your gun as a family member and constantly talk to it

If you don’t view the immigrants as people, it is easier to believe that one crime is one too many. The administration is trying its best to push this. Of course, most of Trump’s base and even some outside of it have very little ground, if any, to travel to get to “they aren’t people,” so we’ll see how that goes.

The man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client*

(for reference)

Close cropped hot deplorable circa 1939 Germany:

I genuinely don’t get the warriors hate. People cry “superteam!”, but Lebron was the one who spawned that trend. I only get to watch basketball when it’s on network tv (basically holidays and the finals), so watching the best player of his or any generation (and king of the flop) try to stop three of the best shooters…

Bless your heart.

True. That works best through Netscape Navigator.

But if the meta-ironic observances towards self -canceling comment sections of the internet were to simultaneously avow themselves—collectively, mind you—of your missive, would we even be here to offer adulation of any sort to your wry asides? I think not. Obvs.

Dogpile is probably more appropriate for them.

Maybe they can Ask Jeeves. And by Jeeves, I mean their literal butler.

You have to log in through your aol account tho.

I bet Jerry Colangelo’s wife was behind this as well.

It goes back to the days of segregation, where white people could be corrupted by the idea that black people deserved to be treated as equals. These woke ancestors were dubbed “(expletive) lovers.” Come back to present day: black president. Guess what became of all of the white people who willfully worked for the most…

JR Smith is James’s purgatory for The Decision.

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

Is that John Kelly?

I spend a lot of my post-work drinking time perusing Twitter, it makes it much more palatable. As for these assholes, probably.

My favorite contribution are the ones who find this, claim it’s super-racist, and then somehow turn around and say “And Roseanne’s the racist?!”.