However. his follow up question on the Russia probe got nothing but side eye.

“You want to feel safe, kid? Get yourself one of these:

Vote. 2018, 2020. Get these motherfuckers OUT.

Transcript of the meeting:

Nah, that’s on me. I just didn’t get it.

Yes, the lack of acknowledgment of their charitable nature is upsetting.

That’s likely it. Plus, a lot of big school football players stay on campus over the summer to work out, and in order to have access to athletic facilities like the training and weight room, they have to be enrolled in a summer class. My summer classes are almost always heavily populated by athletes. So if you figure…

Excellent point. Please correct me if I’m wrong and feel free to add to it; my confused recounting of events includes, Recusal by Sessions to help Trump have an air of lawfulness and getting his taint snapped by Rosenstein, Muller appointment and everything’s fine and no one is guilty to Holy Shitballs we gotta defame…

Hell’s Bells

You know he would love playing in the urine-soaked ball pit.

Can you imagine where we’d be if this guy hadn’t perjured himself before Congress during his confirmation hearing to be our nation’s top law-enforcement officer?

This is why Trump voters can never be forgiven.

How does this kid graduate with three years of eligibility left? Red shirt year, medical red shirt year and one year of actual eligibility used?

You think that’s when it started?

God, thank you. That thing with him ruffling Trump’s hair was, like, peak normalization. It makes me a little nauseated just to look at it.

AYYYY I’M THOUGHT POLICIN HEA

so basically his solution is FUHGEDDABOUDIT

I mean seriously, enough is enough - when will bigoted rich white folks finally catch a break in this god forsaken country?

Wow, it really is all one piece glued atop his dome. You can see the split between real hair and fake hair, fascinating.

It’s like deliberately taking your dog to shit in the neighbor’s yard, being caught and then cleaning up the shit. You don’t get praise for cleaning up an avoidable shit pile.