The important but unspoken clause is “and won’t fellate him”.

But beyond that, if there’s one thing Trump can’t stand, it’s not being the center of attention. And with Giuliani’s catastrophic interviews hogging the headlines, it makes sense that Trump would bench him.

This is what he thinks of when he hears “funnel”:

Funneling you lots of thoughts and prayers, Donny.

Drake: [heads home]

His stupid mouth makes him look even stupider.

I think we all know who pooped in the bed:

I am someones and so can you!

“Don’t Drugz!” hahahahahahahahahahahah that needs to be a t-shirt.

Be best! Aim stars! Don’t drugz!

He thinks he’s some sort of private dick, but he’s very much public about it.

This is like when the Patriots played the Eagles in the Super Bowl. I’ve got no one to root for here.

He doesn’t know what the third shell is for!

Trump and his cronies are rubes, they think they’re so incredibly smart and that they can take whatever they learned in the business world and outsmart all the political players who have been in the game for decades, except they can’t, because they’re rubes.

It helps if you play this while you let your eyes rove between tweets, liars, and twits.

“You have to look at the president’s three tweets,” Conway said

In the unlikely event that you’re too old, too white, or, just a nerdy shut-in, the meaning in the headline “going HAM” can be found here. (‘Hard as a motherfucker’ (that is, apparently this flight attendant was exhibiting a notably high Mohs scale; likely somewhere between Quartz and Topaz))

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