Remember when yelling awkwardly or spelling “potato” wrong was enough to end your political career??

But if one employee or just one patron had a gun or if one person in this room had been there with a gun aimed at the opposite direction, the terrorists would’ve fled or been shot, and it would’ve been a whole different story.

They never defeated France. The wars went into overtime and were won when the American relievers took the field.

Even Germany?

Yup, a delightful holiday greeting sounded like “fuck you” coming out of some people’s mouths last year. The idiot orange poisons everything.

This guy needs a tax-payer funded tour of the inside of a federal prison cell for about 20 years.

this is a good point but I also think that he’s at the stage where he recognized that everyone thought Toronto would finally beat him and he simply said: nope, watch this. It’s not fair to the raptors really. He’s just a world destroyer and I think—honestly—he believes his legacy is sealed so long as he only loses to…

They can’t pay attention to stuff like that because they are too busy alternating between crying because no one is paying attention to how special they are, and then crying because LeBron destroyed them in the playoffs.

Someone courtside pissed off Lebron and that has proven to be a terrible decision over his entire career. The first time I can remember was Chris Bosh’s girlfriend talking shit when he was in Toronto. Raptor fans should know better.

More importantly, in a supposedly secular country, why is this even a thing?. I mean the US claims to be a nominal democratic republic... but they seem to want to be a theocracy.. (forgetting that in a true theocracy, all their actions would be met with beheading (or worse))

Morons have been whining about a war on Christmas—though that actual phrase is relatively new—for a century now, is the funny thing. When people first started moaning about phrases like “happy holidays,” they didn’t blame Obama, they blamed the Jews. People like Henry Ford thought not yelling “Merry Christmas” at…

You are the worst mankind has to offer. I am proud that people like you are losing the culture war.

This is such a perfect Trumpian story. He’s taking credit for something that is absolutely unquantifiable and completely unprovable, and even if it could be quantified or proven, it’s not necessarily a good thing.

I want more biers. With Trump on them.

I want more beers. :(

It’s either this or yet ANOTHER post about Clinton.

Ya’ll (and specifically, Katherine) keep posting these articles like

I find it hard to believe a public university in Pennsylvania would react so carelessly to sex crimes.

I just wish that when I said ‘Hey Google, I’m leaving’, that it’d turn off my music instead of just my lights. Update the Routine please, I’m lazy! :)