But it’s not quite the same, “asshole” is actually less offensive, because person “A” can call person “B” an asshole, but persons “C”, “D” and “E” should not take offense. You might compare it with a gun shot, which only hits the target it was aimed at. Whereas the “N-word” is sort of an omnidirectional defamation,…

“Listen, Asshole. I’m not going to say you’re an asshole, because I don’t believe you’re an asshole at heart, Asshole. It’s just that a lot of the things you say and do remind me of other assholes I have met previously. Assholes that do and say things like you have done and said should certainly be called out as…

It was a mixed success. They weren’t able to save the head, but I hear the ass is going to pull through. #ThoughtsAndDerrieres

In the race to the bottom, what is the bottom?

Trump was a dem ... until America elected a black man and he lost his mind.

Dear Fox, Why aren’t we hearing from the pro-bomb movement? You know, the people who support that bomber in Austin?

I have to post this wherever I can. Go Cats.

“It was noisy, there were complaints, I got mice”

Evergreen:

Well, he’s angry about these leaks. I’ve heard there’s a video where he’s actually really happy about a leak.

“Wait wait wait, we’re educating black kids now? How long has this been going on and why didn’t anyone tell me” —Betsy DeVos

I am baffled why the people of West Virginia Coal Country feel such loyalty to the coal companies. In the past century the coal companies have poisoned their landscape, destroyed their natural beauty, set fire to the earth itself, terminally affected the health of both their adults and children. They condemned their…

...... The Aristocrats!

There should be enough evidence to shove him into the Phantom Zone without the mirror.

The worst part, for someone with a rooting interest, is not that they lost, but that I get to hear this every year for the rest of my life when a 1 seed plays a 16 seed or every time UVA plays in the tournament. “WELL, WE ALL REMEMBER THE DEBACLE FROM 2018 JEEM.”

Hope for: His probe concludes, and every Republican from Trump down to the smallest of small town mayors if found to be complicit with something, about 3 weeks before the mid-terms.

I’d like to ask Jeanine to answer that legitimate question but she’s too busy looking for Hillary

If you are one of Trump’s players and feel suicidal please call 1 800 382 5968. That’s 1 800 FUC KYOU

The best part, from the perspective of someone without a rooting interest, is remembering the times it came close to happening before. I fondly remember Holy Cross taking Kansas to the wire in like 2001 - cool to see randomness reign a bit.