Nice little Saturday planned...

The only man standing will be the next head coach of the University of Arizona, Lute Olson Mike Pence.

Loudly proclaim to anyone within earshot you’ve done nothing wrong during an FBI investigation, then show complete dysfunction as the facade of confidence fades and you crack under the pressure? Never seen that before.

Sometimes you see a little more than just the tip.

nor was it clear why Mr. Mueller issued it instead of simply asking for the documents from the company, an umbrella organization that oversees Mr. Trump’s business ventures.

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Gosh, who’d have that fucking a porn star, and then paying her $130,000 to keep quiet about it, would be so complicated?

Honestly, fuck it. Burn it all to the fucking ground. If Gawker can go down for publishing true stories that are obviously newsworthy by any legal standard, then it’s about fucking time these right-wing shit heels started getting treated on the same level.

As a young lad, I learned a very valuable lesson about the connective strength of Lego bricks with a propeller vs. the force generated by a car going 65 on the freeway when holding said brick with a propeller out the window.

If the Glazers are involved, we can at least take solace in the fact that Trump won’t win.

You guys are dumb. How do you think he’s getting to Minnesota, covered wagon?

Unfortunately, his replacement will be Joey Crawford.

Exactly, let’s finally get some justice for the victims of the Bowling Green massacre.

Your next substitute teacher…

When it does happen, the first offense punishment should be arrest for brandishing (unless he actually fires his gun), immediate termination, loss of his teaching certification, loss of the right to carry ever again.

So when one of these teachers goes postal and guns down his class, will the next solution be to arm the students?

It’s a federal issue. Call Donald, some say

My wife is a slut.