Also, the man loves yogurt so much that he wears a life vest to prevent himself from drowning in yogurt.

Here’s why empathy can be a bad thing. Empathy is why people want me to see a doctor when I tell them that the recipe guy from the Hulk Hogan Sex Video site is a deeper and more critical thinker than Yale psychology and cognitive science professor Paul Bloom.

Saw this Video a long time ago, and I still enjoy it till this day.

Cocaine people are the fucking worst.

I grew up with a alcoholic parent, and at a very young age I remember promising myself I would never drink alcohol. And I never have. I have no judgement on those who do—I just know its not for me.

When you stop drinking you realize, with total finality, that drunk people are the exact opposite of amusing or charming.

And Brothers wrecked me. Give yourself some space playing that.