They’d just vomit.

Considering you asked a Brooklyn bartender the most frequently ordered drink there is most likely “An Old Fashioned with a splash of pretentiousness”

Oakland in the top five? What? although which state has 3 out of the top 5 cities? Oh right, it’s California. Suck it, New York. You got one city and a lot of nothing.

Any good steak needs a seasoning of coarse black pepper and kosher salt during cooking. Also, as someone who has eaten at really good and really bad sushi restaurants, the fish needs to be high quality for it to make any difference at all. If you’re at your local sushi bar, do whatever you want with it. If you’re at…

Ok, I’m all for feminism, but anyone who knows anything about superheroes knows that Wonder Woman couldn’t pull that machine. Super strength is not one of her powers. Now if it was Power Girl or Supergirl in the left picture and Superman in the right, then you’d have a problem.

Same

If your reason to go to a restaurant is something you get for free just for sitting down, you need to rethink your life.

Take your endless salad and breadsticks and fuck off.

Underrated and Applebees. two words that have never been used in the same sentence before...

Which makes you wonder why it takes so long to come out...

FOUR DOLLARS? WHERE IS IT FOUR DOLLARS? In Gouge-afornia where I live it’s six.

Two things with this:

Don’t forget their steak fries which are crispy, well-seasoned and bottomless.

I LOVE Kevin and Bean. It’s true that they can be tone-deaf on a lot of issues and a lot of their listeners are misogynists but the bits are so, so funny and when they’re just talking they’re entertaining. I used to hate Mark and Brian because their stuff was unnecessarily crass. They were trying to be Howard Stern. I…