Finally a car that’ll blow more transmissions than a V6 Honda.

Less liability that way if you make the owner buy their own stuff. “Hey we didn’t provide the tires so back off.”

Amazing, spectacular, that was great, truly.

Exactly.

Cotd

I’m laughing my ass off... and I’m okay with that.

Dude, drag that thing to Moab and you’ll able to get it running again. There’s an entire shop/lift/tools waiting for you!

You’re doing God’s work, and you beat me to it.

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

Unfortunate metaphor, or inspired?

Stealing from a church is okay I’m my book. From other racers is shitty.

It doesn’t take long to find an RT troll.

Those announcers are insufferable

Why can you not read that this isn’t Jalopnik, it’s Foxtrot Alpha?

All this Super Bowl proves is that this year, in every way/shape/form, Deadspin has been comprehensively owned not by Denton, not by Univision...but by Barstool Sports.

My 12a runs best when it’s cold lol.

They must have seen US Army uniforms and totally missed the intent. On the Army uniform, the star field faces forward, or to the flag’s own right. Essentially giving the effect of the “flag flying in the breeze as the wearer moves forward.” So when the flag is worn on the right shoulder, it’s “reversed.” When hanging…

Clueless patriots of convenience. You know what I’m talking about. The ones who wave the flag, wear it on their sleeves, say the phrases and make insults against those who don’t share their views. But, slept through elementary and high school civics/history classes. And, have never read the constitution.