Theory: Trump supporters are unable to figure out how to apply the stickers.

I know, Patrick. You don’t have to rub it in.

that’s one sexy electric fleshlight

It’s a biker project motorcycle theme

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

This.

When I was younger I worried that my motorcycle would be the thing that killed me; now as I grow older I worry that it won’t be.

RIP Michael.

Yes.

Congratulations, Mr. Andy Sheehan, Streetside Stig, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Gumball 3000 Dodge SRT Viper which this lovely lady will deliver when she gets her buns off the car.

I was a low drag (0.19) electric before it was cool.

Ok, we get it. You guys like Teslas.

Oh that’s the easy part. They’ll have them, right after they take over the world, abduct von Koenigseg, and strap him to a metal frame bed with a deep cycle battery and some jumper cables.

I am truly shocked the euro, japanese or domestic manufacturers have not dabbled with this technology at all. Koenigsegg has had a practical testbed for this stuff going on 5 years now. Maybe he’s trying to charge too much for his patent licensing?

^^^This is how Roselli actually talks.

AYYYYYY OOOO DIS GUY WHAT U TRYIN’ TO SAY ‘BOUT THE I-TALIANS?

All choices have consequences.

New drink: The Andrew Collins

So is it safe to say you are Jalopnik’s resident desert racer?

Congratulations, Mr. Zohaibman72, on COTD today! My award to you is a beautiful Mustang Shelby which this lovely lady will safely deliver to you.