If this article was even remotely objective, then I’d concede the point. But, the emotive content here is tragically disappointing, especially given this blog’s fomer provenance for quality.

Don’t put your face that close next time, lmao.

Yeah, how dare I disrupt the groupthink?

Alternative facts are de rigueuer in politics these days. You expected something different from not-Gawker?

FA is about miltary hardware and technology with only enough pokitics thrown in to explain doctrine. This article, salient as it may be, does not belong here.

Can’t tell if Putinbot, Trumpling, or troll...

“Gee, I should just jump on this website and select a suitor from hundreds of options. My life is sooooo tough.”

What? No Volksschnitzel?

If you peruse the site these days, you’ll notice that it has lost much of its tinfoil hat-ness of days gone by. He tried to legitimize by aligning with a political party, and instead alienated the core preppers and teabaggers that comprise the foundation.

Yeah, I’ll judge you wanting the genocide of every white Christian male. Trash.

Smoking the clutch into oblivion is eventful to me.

Sticks are for fun cars. If ETs are your aim, then auto is unequivocally king.

Even purpose-built drag transmissions in lighter and lower powered cars still require frequent rebuilds. The Demon’s clutch packs are only going to last a finite amount of 9-second-caliber hard launches, especially since they’re hauling the heft of a road car as opposed to a stripped one.

It’s not going to be the first…

Nobody is ever too great to get knocked down a peg.

I like the cut of your jib.

Truf.

Smokey gratuitous burnouts on an AWD car.

Herp derp

Dunno. MT ETs are ~$150 each, so they might have left them to the consumer to buy. http://www.jegs.com/p/Mickey-Thompson/Mickey-Thompson-ET-Front-Tires/746883/10002/-1

This is all of the stuff that is “for offroad use only”. There’s no way the corporate lawyers are going to let them put wet noodle suspension and drag skinnies on a road car.

The tires come in the “Demon Crate”, which is their version of a track pack. It’s literally in the picture, lol. Untwist them panties a little.