Hetero Ladies: If you want men to snorkel for clams, then be ready to gobble a knob. In fact, do that about 30 mins before the real show starts and you’ll enjoy a feature-length movie instead of the typical sitcom.

Imagine that, actually caring about you partner’s pleasure. Whodathunk it went both ways?

Watching the Kinja staffers wage their social justice wars is the highlight of my time here.

E Pluribus Unum (unless you are white, male, or have any opinion different that mine, lol)

TBH, my bike is pretty fast; I had to train myself to constantly check the speedo. It’s hilariously easy to creep into triple digit speeds without noticing.

Car: 120 - German cars make it feel like 65.
Motorcycle: 165 - Nope, never doing that again.

The Social Justice Olympics are in full swing. If someone isn’t as progressive as you, then they are as good as in the KKK.

Who the fuck can stand to listen to those shitball announcers?

Racism is racism no matter who engages in it. In this country we assign an original sin to being white. There exists the belief that no matter the crime, it is enherently more heinous based upon the ethnicity of the perpetrator. Until people like you accept that equality demands equal application the regressives will…

And yet, I bet you found this movie absolutely hilarious.

This is relevant to my interests. 220hp, 5MT, 4D with a wiper AND spray in the back!

That shade is so massive that it might just lead to a new ice age.

Dear Kinja Gods, please give us an anti-star so that we may use it for such blasphemy!

Wankel, the official engine of:
“Hey, I know you guys want to go now, but I’ve got to sit here and blip the throttle for 30 mins to warm her up.”

This is only acceptable if his desired end-state is a v8 swap. Here in the land of JDM I need more hands to count the number of dissatisfied FB/C/D owners I know. Those engines are cantankerous, and not well suited to daily use.

There needs to be more emphasis on the size problem. I have a 2001 Torneo (Accord with different panels), which is the same size as most American “compact” cars these days. Holy hell, is it hard to find good parking most of time. The average JDM econobox is at least 3 feet shorter than my car. I had to swap parking…

Stef! Do an article on the worst pit entrances/exits, please. Daytona has to be near the top.

All of you sound like regressives fighting against gender dysphoria. If these statements aren’t both acceptable, then you are hypocrite trash:
“I look like white, but I identify as black”
“I look male, but I identify as female”

“The news site noted that the now-82-year-old’s whereabouts have been kept a secret by her family.”

Because Spike Lee and Roseanne Barr will Tweet a mob into existence outside her house.

Hahaha, he’s probably scared that the internet is going to ruin his life. Don’t let the 4chan neckbeards find out!

You can use a light, like Montoviro said, to keep it out at night if you wish. Also, it should be an “all-weather” material.

Any moving flag is supposed to have the field ahead of the stripes. Because Army tradition dictates that the flag is worn on the right shoulder they use a reversed flag.