WTF? He’s a better man than me. I can’t find an ounce of sympathy for someone who’s blatant disregard for other people’s killed an innocent person. The world is probably a better place without Susannah Donaldson.

I’m not sorry if this statement bothers you.

I’m looking forward to her and Chris Harris having a drift battle. It will happen without any doubt.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Bullshit: You’re going to spend $7,500 in parts and labor to Teslify your house. THAT’S THE REASON FOR THE REBATE! It’s still a $35,000 car, folks.

I’m keeping an eye out for the second or third generation of this model. They cut the costs from something. The reliability numbers will tell us what that something is.

(Repeated from other article)

Hypothesis: This is an inside job by NASCAR to keep revenue numbers up by crushing all of the emerging series.

I’m honestly analyzing my finances to see if I can snag a 2017 model. This thing is the dream of kid raised on 90's rally.

How much does it extend the length of your penis?

Real questions:
What is it like two-up? Can I hang enough bags on it for a daytrip or out-and-back?

Can we agree that squids are worthy of every ounce of crap we fling at them? Riding a wheelie into a family-filled sedan isn’t an aspect of “culture”, it is a result of unabated asshatery.

I wholeheartedly agree with everything else.

This is a multinational conglomerate that is facing massive fines globally. They’ll take every excuse they can get to not spend any more money.

Plus, “intentional damage” isn’t covered by warranty.

TDI Jetta. The USDM doesn’t have a hitch option, Europe does. In fact, the cars come with different rear bumpers to accommodate the hitch. I took the car in to talk about trade options about a year ago and they wouldn’t offer a single cent because of their policy on hitches.

I’ll never get a buyback, VW America considers any use of a trailer hitch to be “frame damage”.

FML, I’m going to lose a lot of money on this.

I wish I was IDGAF rich, too.

You’re not talking about the kind of society/religion that cares about facts. Bottle-rocket ideology only requires a small spark, it doesn’t matter how to you make it.

I wish this kind of natural selection didn’t kill innocent people in the process.

Are you a nihilist?

Alternative take: maybe it’s an Atkinson cycle testbed.

Sorry, Justin. Jalopnik is only allowed to post positive things about Tesla. Didn’t you get the memo?

Kat, can you keep an eye out for electric motorcycles?

Cool pics!

It’s a 0.03 BAC limit here in Japan. Take a cab, folks.

Can they handle two-up riding? How much?