Hypothesis: This is an inside job by NASCAR to keep revenue numbers up by crushing all of the emerging series.

I’m honestly analyzing my finances to see if I can snag a 2017 model. This thing is the dream of kid raised on 90's rally.

How much does it extend the length of your penis?

Real questions:
What is it like two-up? Can I hang enough bags on it for a daytrip or out-and-back?

Can we agree that squids are worthy of every ounce of crap we fling at them? Riding a wheelie into a family-filled sedan isn’t an aspect of “culture”, it is a result of unabated asshatery.

I wholeheartedly agree with everything else.

This is a multinational conglomerate that is facing massive fines globally. They’ll take every excuse they can get to not spend any more money.

Plus, “intentional damage” isn’t covered by warranty.

TDI Jetta. The USDM doesn’t have a hitch option, Europe does. In fact, the cars come with different rear bumpers to accommodate the hitch. I took the car in to talk about trade options about a year ago and they wouldn’t offer a single cent because of their policy on hitches.

I’ll never get a buyback, VW America considers any use of a trailer hitch to be “frame damage”.

FML, I’m going to lose a lot of money on this.

I wish I was IDGAF rich, too.

You’re not talking about the kind of society/religion that cares about facts. Bottle-rocket ideology only requires a small spark, it doesn’t matter how to you make it.

I wish this kind of natural selection didn’t kill innocent people in the process.

Are you a nihilist?

Alternative take: maybe it’s an Atkinson cycle testbed.

Sorry, Justin. Jalopnik is only allowed to post positive things about Tesla. Didn’t you get the memo?

Kat, can you keep an eye out for electric motorcycles?

Cool pics!

It’s a 0.03 BAC limit here in Japan. Take a cab, folks.

Can they handle two-up riding? How much?

Those of us fortunate enough have been trained on these situations know these sailors did what they needed to do. Never, ever, ever believe anything you see in a confession video.

If rotary engines were as amazing as people pretend they are, then they would be the predominant sports cars on the road and track. Enjoy them for what they are, folks.

787 not included. That thing was pure amazement.

Trump would have nuked Tehran

I’m not sure you understand how diplomacy works...

Your math skills suck. If your range is 270, then you have to turn around at 135 miles. This is of course predicated on not using heat or AC, not going up hills, and generally not having any fun.