I stepped on a rusty nail once. It was the worst.

Ride a bike for a bit and you’ll understand.

Hey, it’s someone on Jalopnik that hates all motorcyclists.

Yawn...

Yeah, I tend to swerve towards things that scare me.

Proxy war... yay!

I didn’t realize that passing in a no-passing zone was punishable by attempted vehicular homicide.

I’m glad that driver was there to protect the roads from the tyranny of street squids.

I need Hulk leathers in my life now.

No, this shit is beyond stupid. I don’t doubt that they’re not as bro-douche as we play them to be. But, when you make comical cars, you invite comedy at your expense.

Planes that are part of the same event are usually referred to as “sister ships”. In this case there’s the “tanker(s)” and “receiver(s)“

This is a first responder capability. Their job is to assess and stabilize the patient(s) while the vans push through traffic.

Are they still going to turn left?
I can’t handle right turns.
I can’t handle New Jersey jug handles

This is the way the world endsThis is the way the world endsThis is the way the world endsNot with a bang but with Ballaban trapped inside a rogue Tesla.

Jingle Truck

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Jingle+Truc…

As a resident of Japan, I support this unconditionally.

Torch! It isn’t too late to change your mind. Just think: You can have the only Jingle Truck tribute xB in the world!

Or you can just run in an iRacing open wheel series...

NT has a big racism issue between the Caucasian Aussies and the Aboriginal peoples, who were driven to the north much like Native Americans were driven to the southwest. Your comparison is more accurate than you think.

I like the mechanical for two reasons:

You think Carter could handle a twin-supercharged V8 offroad while popping off 44mags?