I see what you did there. Well played, sir. Well played, indeed.

Way to go, Tyler. A white male in this country finally gets a break due to his family connections rather than talent or experience, and he goes out and fucks it up almost immediately. This is why we never get anywhere.

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

At least his mom isn’t around to remember this.

Also, there is an episode with Andrew Zimmern in Cambodia (or some country in that part of the world) where he eats some very questionable fish out of courtesy to his host. You could literally see the food poisoning wash over his face when he swallowed the first bite.

The Ghost Pepper is about 1M on the Scoville scale of hotness. The Carolina Reaper is 2.2M. The Habanero is 100-350,000. I cook with Habs and take some precaution. One Hab in a 6 portion jambalaya. I don’t even want to be in the same state as a Reaper. That’s just silly.

Don’t you dare lump Bourdain in with those other hacks. Also, Adam Richman would definitely have the worst/best stories.

For sure. Adam Richman probably didn’t have a solid shit during the entire run of Man vs. Food.

Every time I watch Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Fieri, etc. — I am amazed that no one has pitched some type of “The Day After” show where they all get together and talk diarrhea/food poisoning war stories.

so... how often do you fuck those chicken, Florida?