+1 for the snark and for your avatar. Buckeye fan here, too.

+1 just for having balls as big as church bells.

My kids are in the Children of the Corn Local 238.

Ike Turner is the true Hit King!!!!

The entire Big Ten - Ohio State (Michigan)

This is an idea that actually sounds pretty promising. I really do agree that getting the youth involved in the process at an early age is a good thing. The only issue I would have is where do you teach it and who does the teaching? It has been my experience that most of the education in this country has been watered…

We call them Democrats. I keed...I keed!!!!

Fair point. Well taken.

Your “This is My First Time Voting Story” is proof positive that the voting age should be raised to 25. The notion of going in to a voting booth and having no earthly idea what the hell you are voting for is more proof as to the loss of our country.

COCKSUCKERS & MOTHERFUCKERS—How the Media, ESPN and the NFL Conspired to Make One of the Greatest College Players of All-Time into a National Punch Line, and Assholes who Never Took a Fucking Snap Aside from Their Family Thanksgiving Two-Hand Touch Games Still Perpetuate the Narrative——by Tim Tebow

I played goal for 14 years, from mites all the way up to high-school hockey. I can totally understand Rinne’s response. Sometimes you want to tell your defense that they are fucking terrible but you can't...and then it's the stick that gets the ass-kicking.

Please, oh please, can we now stop hearing from Franco Harris and the rest of the Ped State alums who still wish to redeem the honor and integrity of Joe Paterno and can we finally all agree that Happy Valley was a den of iniquity and needed a fucking blow torch to clear it all out?

Wut?

Well, I have been married for 13 years. I am soooooooooo fucking whipped. I do know that if my then fiancé had suggested a joint bachelor/ette party, I would have told her to fuck right the hell off.

Sounds plausible. I would suggest, however, that both the bride and groom have separate parties for their last fling at single debauchery and silliness. Maybe do this on Friday and Saturday. After that, I could see all of you getting together on Sunday for a fun day of getting to know each other or just hanging out…

Millennials won't remember this, but there used to be places scattered across the globe called video stores and people would flock to them like the proverbial swallows to Capistrano. And people would put their name on a list on a clipboard to reserve one of the only two copies of "Smokey and the Bandit" in the ENTIRE…

When I was stationed in Germany, a buddy of mine used to go to the AAFES store on post just to get a look at the Colonel's daughter. She was super hot and 17 years old. The day she turned 18, my friend asked her out and he came back three days later with sunburned balls and a pregnant fiancé. Last I heard about three…

Ooooooohhh...Harsh!!! Abso-fucking-lutely hilarious! But harsh.

I see what you did there. Well played, sir. Well played, indeed.

I remember that episode. It was as if he knew almost immediately that he was gonna be in some real trouble real soon.