Seeing as how I live in Florida, home of the shady pain clinic, I'd say this article is horribly wrong.

Redhaired Ramses II disagrees with you.

And you ignored the historical drawing I supplied just WHY, exactly?

Nothing proves that all Egyptians were black, especially the early Egyptians. Ramses was a redhead.

Ramses II's mummy had red hair. There were blonde, straight-haired mummies found, also. Not traits of the pure sub-Saharan African.

Egypt is in NORTH Africa. Same as Libya. Populated with Berbers and Arabs, not sub-Saharan Africans.

So, race is not real——but we can scientifically identify races through DNA?

Why the hell would you have a Honda Element(which those wheezing gamers were driving) and try to load stuff in the back without folding the rear seats up?

The reason bakeries and restaurants don't donate food? Liability.

Who benefits from that? Poor black women get abortions at a higher rate than anyone else, and surely Republican Bible-thumping Evangelicals don't want more black people.

Yep—-Colorado is either hardy mountain folk/cowboys OR adventure sports people in Boulder/Denver. Lots of good looking people in CO, for sure.

It's true. I've always lived in the South, and obesity is rampant. Obesity affects every aspect of our society—-rich and poor, black and white, all fat.

Even fewer people like morbidly obese folks.

She's not a "bigger woman". Chyna is a "bigger woman". Gabourey Sidibe is morbidly obese. She is an early death waiting to happen.

Or, you know, she could continue breeding healthy Yorkies.

I guess she died from the shame of your lack of funny.

Violence is not the proper response to an insult, ever.

Hey, let's get off moms.

I also had an overbred Siamese who died at 10—-I believe the rush to make the breed skinny and tubular weakened some bloodlines. But I know other people who have show quality modern Siamese who are healthy as horses, and live 20 years.

Wow. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. The very epitome of the reasoned, mature, enlightened Gawker media poster.