Even though they crushed my team in the 2001 NFC Championship, I cannot hate this team. Their fans a fine, too.

I'll give you the Seahawks shit, but the rest of the stuff is simple fan stuff that goes on between groups of NFL fans, which is another way of saying "groups consisting, primarily, of stupid people."

Fans do this kind of stuff all the time; Packers fans are all over the Twin Cities media outlets' websites for some…

Just because Vikings fans talk shit to Wisconsin people doesn't make them douchebags; it just means they hate Sconny.

Capability Brown made it to Canada? Dope.

The worst. The absolute worst. He looked like the BTK Killer.

Honestly, I don't hate Wisconsin. Not even a bit. It's poorer, and its residents are idiots and fat, but I generally like Sconny. My best friend is from Hudson. Fuck, I don't even mind the Packers; they're a damn good franchise. Packers fans? These are the people who set up altars worshiping a fucking football team in…

I'll give you that, for sure.

*cough*obviouslyFromWisconsin*cough*

One thing I will say in defense of Minneapolis: is there actually a good place to be African American in America? I mean, you get shot for holding BB guns if you're black here.

Dude, he called the whole state fake as shit and that the fans deserve to cheer for a team run by a convicted criminal.

Really doesn't get worse than that; I mean, yeah, people from Sconny are fat and stupid, but at least they aren't fake.

I live in Minneapolis (even worse, CARAG - or in the non-condo section of Uptown, if you will) and you're spot on. The only reason why this guy is giving you shit is because Minnesota passive-agressiveness expires once on the internet.

I might be the most pathetic of creatures: I was born in rural Minnesota and I now live in Uptown, so I am first and foremost a Vikings fan. However, when I was growing up, there were two insanely talented athletes who I desperately wanted to play for my hometown teams. Since they did not, I decided that their teams…

Right, because the Fortune 500 companies of Osh Kosh, Milwaukee Power Tools, and Kohl's is much better. Dude, more large companies means more jobs; it's why Minnesota has lower unemployment and higher wages than Wisconsin. It is also the reason why, as stated before, there are NO MINNESOTANS in Wisconsin, yet this…

"It turns out that the two states have different definitions of a lake. Minnesota's count includes only those that are all over ten acres and named. Wisconsin counts them even without a name and has no size limit. Wisconsin only has about 6,000 named lakes, even including those under ten acres. If Minnesota counted…

Um, I did. There are about 6,000 actually "lakes". Including unnamed (basically) ponds, there are 15,000. Still less than Minnesota. The last relevant thing that happened in Wisconsin is when Ed Gein fucked his mother's corpse.

You're DNR says 6,000. If you wanna go by that metric, Minnesota has 15,000. Just stick in your state, where your best city is a bedroom community/abandoned industrial trash heap.

During law school, I took a Norwegian exchange student to a Twins game. After getting a beer, Anders returned to his seat and told me that he had heard fans complaining about how the Twins starting pitcher was sucking lately and should be traded. I told him that you won't ever find a bigger collection of idiots than…

This is exactly my point. I point out, "There's a shitload of people from Eau Claire, LaCrosse, Hudson, some backwater ND or SD cities here because Minnesota has a better economy and nicer cities. Invariably, most of these people are Packer fans who won't shut the fuck up about how great their team is because the…

The problem for people who live in Minneapolis-Saint Paul is that there's a ton to do and there's more Fortune 500 companies in the area than there is in the entire states of IA, ND, SD, and WI combined. So, they get a bunch of hick Packers fans migrating there because Minnesota is actually a decent state and not some…

Try living in Minneapolis, where pockets of these assholes can be found...

"Hahahaha! You're a Vikings fan? GO PACK GO!" - Packer Fan (PF)