Dude, you rag on Minnesota, yet what. is. this. shit?!

What if he really was just duped? Would it be better if he sold stuff for Amway?

If Manti Te'o was a black comedian, would he be Eddie Griffin?

If Te'o was in on this, what are the chances that ESPN makes the narrative about how intelligent and cunning Te'o is?

What operating level is Te'o at? Am I understanding Mormonism correctly?

Will there be a Lifetime movie made out of this?

Do you think the Te'o will eventually find out that Joseph Smith played a hoax on him, too?

What are the chances that Tebow finds out Jesus is fake next?