But Midsommar is great.

Who cares how much a billionaire overpays a shitty player? I love watching those rich fucks get fleeced.

I don’t want to re-post my own comment but it’s so laughably easy to name 10 QBs anyone would rather have than Cousins I can’t believe you didn’t go with top-15 (which still could be wrong) just to avoid the embarrassment.

Thanks Mrs. Cousins.

I starred my own post for effect.

I’m not typically one to cast aspersions on people I don’t know, but if Dan Dakich’s family member is dealing with chronic work-related injuries, has earned $100 million in the last seven years, and has a degree in architectural design from Stanford, then he’s an idiot for continuing to show up every day at the steel…

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Regarding the 30s, it seems to me that 37 is the end. If you roll your ankle playing hoops at 37, that ankle will hurt off and on for the rest of your life. It’s when you really start being able to injure yourself sleeping, it’s when you need to start thinking about much more comfortable shoes, and food is just out of…

Oh, it’s nothing new... it’s just now kind of like Bono- you can’t tell if it’s being ironic or sincere, or a little of both. It gets really tiring.

Go to better restaurants.

I tutored Tyler Eifert in college and he was without a doubt the dumbest person I tutored in the 3 years I did. He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”

MN resident and Vikings fan here. We may be blue, but trust me when I say, go 15 minutes any direction out of the twin cities and we’re just as much a bunch of mouth breathing, ‘but her emails’, not worth the distraction, ignorants as any southern state. On that note, if we seriously trot Keenum’s ass out there…

I’m gonna be so salty when time travel is finally invented and I can’t go anywhere.

Hell is a Redstone in the western suburbs, where you are endlessly tortured by drunken cougars and sad stepdads for eternity.

Not since Chris Kluwe’s last article on Deadspin has a Vikings kicker received such badly spelled feedback.

Before anyone breaks out the old “if only they had guns” trope, let me remind you: Texas is a stupidly shaped cesspool that should be punted into the sun.

My god, he’s so slow.

Because he is the real racist.

By questioning Kirk Cousins’ ability to be a reliable starting QB.