Thank you for my new wallpaper!

Girls in cartoo-ins,
Leave me in ru-ins,
I-want-to-be-Bet-ty's-Bar-nee.

Yep… As I was reading the article, I was thinking "how is this different from what the great OED has been doing forever?"

So, yeah… I'm just gonna keep clicking the "upvote" arrow for the next 9 hours.

AMEN.
(And, honestly, I've always wanted to non-sarcastically say that word to you.)
Related- Cheers!

Welp, time to turn off NPR and crank up the jams.
You, sir, rescued this geezer's Friday Night.
I salute you.
(I forgot it was Friday, or even night, until I read your post. Because old.)

Yep. I was warned off book by people I trust- but I'm no literary genius and I often like "fun silly" things, so I got the audio version by Wil Wheaton. He's quite a fun book performer and a perfect match to this book.
And I STILL couldn't make it past the 30 minute mark.

What, no love or Neal Adams' Expanding Earth Theory? The ongoing lack of media coverage just proves it's true.

Didn't you see Roger Rabbit? In Cartoon Land, cars bend around the corners and shrink to size in alleys. It is known.
So yeah, nothing beats the Animated Series Batmobile!
Except maybe the RV from "Stripes", of course.

You. YOU SIR. You are the real deal! *cash register sound, big ol' limousine jpeg*

Rig? Its ring,man, RING!
-signed, an old loser with nothing else to do but ROCK.

How'd the subject get changed to Taxes?
*shoots Nerf gun, ducks behind sofa, reloads*

It's a prefect band name, truly.
I'm jealous.
My German/French fusion acoustic duo is called "Reinhold Schitz and Jacques Gigeaus"…
"Schitz and Gigeaus" for short, of course.
(We used to be called "No Cover", but that TOTALLY did NOT work out.)

It's a subtle art. "We Broke Up (WBU)" is a fantastic band name for almost any genre…
"The Break-ups" sounds a bit like a three-chord 80s band that would appear on a couple of movie soundtracks and vanish… Like maybe the folks on the Terminator soundtrack.
Like I said, a subtle art :D

THAT is a bad-ass band name. Crazy that somebody didn't think of it before (isn't that always how it is?).

C'mon, man. You can't say that and then NOT plug the band!
(I promise I'll wait til tomorrow to buy the album.)

Dangit. I didn't make that connection, and now I'm hungry too…
Welp. Looks like me and my newspaper are off to the deli!

I can happen! A close-up of his dog tags with the middle name "Stewart", a crashed spaceship…
Let an old man dream!

No. NO! Bad wingnut! *swats Reuben with rolled-up newspaper*

David Ramsey IS John Stewart. It's science, man: I worked it all out on a pane of glass with a white marker. It checks out.
Also- my calculations say that Patton Oswalt IS Jessica Cruz, and Anna Taylor-Joy IS Brother Warth, although I admit I may need to doulde-check my math.