Sorry, but my taste buds determined that the Dark Knight scored big with me, taking my hunger, hanging it over a rooftop, then dropping it with a strawberry smirk rising through the chocolate gloom. Loved the Bats cereal.

This puts paid to the old phrase “Nice Girls Finish Last.” Holm is nice, and won!

Return of the Jedi was, in essence, a remake of Star Wars based on Lucas’s original version, except in that version Endor was the Wookiee planet and everyone was captured by Wookiees. Note that “Wook-iee” became “Ee-Wook.” Ewok. The same “part of the tribe” stuff was even in that treatment. And sorry, but Space…

Adams recycled the ideas from this script into his Hitchhiker’s book Life, the Universe and Everything.

My favorite train simulator involves a transformer, track sections, switches, engines and cars of my choice, and is in N scale. Takes up a lot of room, but add-ons are plentiful. 😉

Sheesh. As hard as they worked on this, you’d think they would spell “Scorpion” properly.

And here’s his other son... who at least had good taste and was well-behaved.

Dear Mr. Stair: Your village is calling- they’ve been missing you.

The only time I talked to my Pokemon and he talked back or did what I said was when playing "Hey You, Pikachu."

You missed the message on the wall...

Depressingly enough, Olive Garden and Applebee's are what's considered "fine dining" by a certain subset of the population.

I remember someone once snapped their fingers at a friend of mine to "get her attention", and she looked them firmly in the eye and said, "Excuse me, do I look like a dog?"

According to the LA news, this guy just sat there for nearly an hour, drinking from a garden hose and bleeding all over himself while the neighbors were evacuated until he surrendered to a heavily armed SWAT team and went to the hospital. He was the only one hurt.

THE EVIL DAD

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a Volkswagen?

The films, made throughout the 1980s, featured scenes of torture, mutilation, and murder that are at times so convincing (albeit over-the-top) that they've been repeatedly mistaken for genuine snuff.

Recently, torture porn director Eli Roth claimed that he showed the film to a group of remote Amazon villagers—

What do you expect when you dress like Emmett from "The LEGO Movie?"

These guys were REALLY worked up about Cannon. (Oh, wait... canon- sorry!)

I like milk. I also like non-fat milk. So no digestive problems. Kara, do you think adults should also avoid ice creams, or breve espresso drinks, or hot chocolate that utilize milk? Are you specifically targeting cow-generated milks, or does your bias extend to coconut milk, soy milk, yak milk, mare's milk? (The…