I mean, yeah. Jack Ryan is the American ideal in one tightly knit package: he knows everything, is physically at the peak, is a rugged individual who is always against impossible odds, who can look experts in the eye and say ‘I know better than you’, and ultimately discards all negotiation in favor of brusque violence.

I’m a Bears fan, I only drafted kickers

Hey bud, you have 15 minutes to edit your comment. Just reminding you.

Eat a Snickers.

On the bright side; thanks to the terrible state of American health care at least 8 million of those tens of millions are going to be dead within the decade

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

From top to bottom, the Trump campaign/administration is just a teeming mass of incredibly shitty fucking people. It’s almost impressive how they haven’t even managed to accidentally hire someone who isn’t complete garbage.

Love Vic Berger, but the answer to “why Evangelicals love Trump so much” is easy. It’s two parts.

“Luke tossed his electrified ass into oblivion at the end of The Return Of The Jedi.”

 Seems wildly impractical and would result in accidental amputations and decapitations.

Dark Threepio is the Dark Phoenix we needed. 

Something about “don’t do nice things for folks expecting their gratitude. Do nice things to do nice things.”

What a shame. He died before he achieved his lifelong dream of [checks notes] being even fucking richer.

Many people are saying he’s the best kicker. You hear it more and more.

#15 John Baron. Where have I heard that name before?

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

“This a noble and altruistic profession.”

Officers allegedly approached Garner because they thought that he could be selling loose cigarettes.

I’ve made it 33 years on this earth, and for the last 30 of them nobody has ever made me feel guilty for loving Bloodsport until now. Screw you AV Club.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.