Hey bud, you have 15 minutes to edit your comment. Just reminding you.

Eat a Snickers.

On the bright side; thanks to the terrible state of American health care at least 8 million of those tens of millions are going to be dead within the decade

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

From top to bottom, the Trump campaign/administration is just a teeming mass of incredibly shitty fucking people. It’s almost impressive how they haven’t even managed to accidentally hire someone who isn’t complete garbage.

Love Vic Berger, but the answer to “why Evangelicals love Trump so much” is easy. It’s two parts.

“Luke tossed his electrified ass into oblivion at the end of The Return Of The Jedi.”

Something about “don’t do nice things for folks expecting their gratitude. Do nice things to do nice things.”

What a shame. He died before he achieved his lifelong dream of [checks notes] being even fucking richer.

Many people are saying he’s the best kicker. You hear it more and more.

#15 John Baron. Where have I heard that name before?

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

“This a noble and altruistic profession.”

Officers allegedly approached Garner because they thought that he could be selling loose cigarettes.

I’ve made it 33 years on this earth, and for the last 30 of them nobody has ever made me feel guilty for loving Bloodsport until now. Screw you AV Club.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Who is this fucking Nazi among Nazis? Let’s know his name so we can tell him what we think of him.

The best bosses allow people to . . . keep their own money?

Yeah, I’m ... kind of feeling like that’s not the biggest problem we have here, with Low Barr and “I forgot my ancestors were from Sicily” Cucinelli enabling his stochastic terrorism and bolstering the racism that shields the attempted kakistocracy from discovery by diverting white peoples’ attention from the 9%’s…

I can’t remember who coined it but it was definitely a writer who referred to him as a “spray tanned hernia” That’s still a keeper although I hope to one day soon get to refer to Trump as “our big dead president”