I tried to watch this show and just couldn’t get into it. It felt like “The Tiffany Haddish And Ali Wong Reading Lines Show With Waaaaaaacky Animation.” I’m sure it was entertaining for lots of people and it’s a bummer they canceled it. Just never resonated with me.*

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

A small (depressing) reminder. As Bush Jr’s days in office were winding down he sent his daughters to South American to scout out haciendas for sale in *countries without extradition treaties* to the US (true fact). Then Obama came into office and refused categorically to pursue war crimes charges against Bush, Cheney…

Stigmata, Stigmetsa.

Thank you, Ted, for looking after our fascists. You are a true patriot.

They’re finally going to take down the leader, John H. Antifa, who founded the organization just 3 years ago.

The sad part is that they’ve already succeeded by being born into white, upper-middle-class families, and they’ll continue to fail upwards while still bitching about liberals, immigrants, etc.

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MARVEL EXECUTIVE #1: Well, on the one hand, we could make literally billions more dollars. On the other hand, there’s a commenter on The AV Club who’s tired of our movies.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

So how long until CNN has him on because they feel it’s important to be impartial and present both sides of the slavery issue?

But without Spy Kids Tracker, I won’t know when the next Spy Kid’s movie comes out.

Remember: punching a Nazi makes you as bad as the Nazi!

But milkshaking is totes the same as murder!

Actually it started when AOC’s chief of staff called a bunch of fellow Democrats racists for voting for the bill to fund the detention centers concentration camps

MAGA roundtable: “Ok, everyone’s got their anti-Semitic attack points ready for Democratic candidates, right?”

Why wouldn’t he be? He’s utterly fucking immune to norms of political decency. Which is why he was able to all but destroy them.

Fuck outta here. Most of us can see past blind partisan bullshit. Most of us called out President Obama and the most egregious parts (Foreign policy entanglements, Drones, Immigration) of his administration. Not all of us are Partisan hacks.

My take: Trying to play both sides of an uncrossable street. They want to craft stories that appeal to everyone, including people with serious fact allergies and fiction appetites. It’s a dereliction of duty to all but the bottom line.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.