The sad part is that they’ve already succeeded by being born into white, upper-middle-class families, and they’ll continue to fail upwards while still bitching about liberals, immigrants, etc.

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MARVEL EXECUTIVE #1: Well, on the one hand, we could make literally billions more dollars. On the other hand, there’s a commenter on The AV Club who’s tired of our movies.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

So how long until CNN has him on because they feel it’s important to be impartial and present both sides of the slavery issue?

But without Spy Kids Tracker, I won’t know when the next Spy Kid’s movie comes out.

Remember: punching a Nazi makes you as bad as the Nazi!

But milkshaking is totes the same as murder!

Actually it started when AOC’s chief of staff called a bunch of fellow Democrats racists for voting for the bill to fund the detention centers concentration camps

MAGA roundtable: “Ok, everyone’s got their anti-Semitic attack points ready for Democratic candidates, right?”

Why wouldn’t he be? He’s utterly fucking immune to norms of political decency. Which is why he was able to all but destroy them.

Fuck outta here. Most of us can see past blind partisan bullshit. Most of us called out President Obama and the most egregious parts (Foreign policy entanglements, Drones, Immigration) of his administration. Not all of us are Partisan hacks.

My take: Trying to play both sides of an uncrossable street. They want to craft stories that appeal to everyone, including people with serious fact allergies and fiction appetites. It’s a dereliction of duty to all but the bottom line.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

Concrete which is also acid!

One down. 63 million to go.

bbbbbut someone threw milkshake at a fascist and he got sad

Yeah... I’m no Bernie Bro, and did vote for Clinton, but I’d ask you to consider some things with that line of reasoning. 1) PUMAs, for perspective. 2) The fact that almost all Sanders supporters did in fact support Clinton, and that the fractional divisions correlate to Sanders supporters that were traditional Ds and…

I’ll say it again: want to see gun reform? Have all POC exercise their 2nd amendment rights.

Under/Over on the rapes this guy is responsible for?