But when can I get a TC Tugger shirt? I’m wearing out my other shirts.

Meh. Our country is so corrupt his properties will get a heads up before the Gestapo rolls in.

He doesn’t have the Deportation Force ready yet ... More blowing shit into the fan. He’s freaked out by the reports of US planning cyberattacks on Russia, because this is something that’ll make Daddy Vladdy mad. Distraction Cannon is turned up to 11.

I will celebrate the day he dies... in fact there’s a long list of these fucking tyrants whose obituaries I’ll rub one out to as I read them.

My dude can’t even tell time without having someone write it for him first.

(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”

If you use the phrase “virtue signaling,” you’ve already proven your argument isn’t worth listening to.

Wait- grown up Hitler, or baby Hitler? This is really important to the premise, given that the Subway guy is in the room.

Until we roll out the guillotines I’ll have to accept these kinds of stories to keep me warm at night.

I actually believe St. Louis style wine is an unrefrigerated bottle of Sunny D.

AOC, I love that you are speaking truth to power. Don't stop. But I am so deeply saddened that your efforts and energy will go nowhere. 

I don’t believe in hating or killing people. Usually there’s very strong arguments to be made why you shouldn’t kill human monsters but instead place them in positions that remove their power and destroy their narratives. But I have absolutely no problem weaponizing a description so that people understand the kinds of…

days-old half-eaten dollar menu burgers, marinated in ketchup and mustard, crusted in those chopped onions, now hard and dry, and then caramelized in old cola.

I was anti-death penalty, but you deserve to be executed for that first paragraph. Shame on you.  The moderators have been notified of your hate speech. 

Think about this for one second: there’s millions of men and women in this country who’d kill for the opportunity that suggestive pose promises. To get up and close and personal with those jowels, lips, leathery neck and orange facade... To be pressed backwards by the undulating layers of fat and to be engulfed by the…

It isn’t free if you are paying for it.

It isn’t free if you are paying for it.

“But, but what about the women showing cleavage?!”

Found the incel.

The subject at hand is not women who stream—in whatever form of dress they choose to stream. It is a particular behavior on the part of the individual responsible for the “Dr. Disrespect” character.

A behavior which, it should be noted, is not isolated.…

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.

No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

Nah, your supposition is still solid. I guarantee this idiot doesn’t know the difference between a senator and a representative.