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6/13/19

I actually believe St. Louis style wine is an unrefrigerated bottle of Sunny D.

6/12/19

AOC, I love that you are speaking truth to power. Don't stop. But I am so deeply saddened that your efforts and energy will go nowhere.

6/12/19

I don’t believe in hating or killing people. Usually there’s very strong arguments to be made why you shouldn’t kill human monsters but instead place them in positions that remove their power and destroy their narratives. But I have absolutely no problem weaponizing a description so that people understand the kinds of…

6/12/19

days-old half-eaten dollar menu burgers, marinated in ketchup and mustard, crusted in those chopped onions, now hard and dry, and then caramelized in old cola.

6/12/19

I was anti-death penalty, but you deserve to be executed for that first paragraph. Shame on you. The moderators have been notified of your hate speech.

6/12/19

Think about this for one second: there’s millions of men and women in this country who’d kill for the opportunity that suggestive pose promises. To get up and close and personal with those jowels, lips, leathery neck and orange facade... To be pressed backwards by the undulating layers of fat and to be engulfed by the…

6/12/19

It isn’t free if you are paying for it.

6/12/19

“But, but what about the women showing cleavage?!”

Found the incel.

The subject at hand is not women who stream—in whatever form of dress they choose to stream. It is a particular behavior on the part of the individual responsible for the “Dr. Disrespect” character.

A behavior which, it should be noted, is not isolated.…

6/11/19

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.

6/11/19

No need to pad the score against the Thai.

6/7/19

Nah, your supposition is still solid. I guarantee this idiot doesn’t know the difference between a senator and a representative.

6/7/19

Sean Hannity is what happens when the smarmy asshole who insisted on wearing a tie to (public) high school every day (and declared himself “Captain” of the Debate Team, despite the team deciding internally that there would be no centralized leadership) somehow makes it to adulthood without ever getting decked.

6/6/19

I can’t stress enough how bad of a condition this poor kid must have been in. It’s really really rare for an otherwise healthy adolescent to be declared dead within 30 minutes of arrival in an emergency room. This is not like an 80 year old person with multiple medical problems, who make up the majority of heat stroke…

6/6/19

All it takes to make alotta money is alotta money.

6/6/19

I mean, to be fair. She likely doesn’t know what jobs are.

6/6/19

I never signed the “No Body-Snarking” Pledge. I will continue to critique the outward appearance of people I find to be ugly on the inside. I’m sure yours won’t be the only “tut-tut” I receive. I’m looking forward particularly to Richard’s.

6/6/19

“There’s always going to be ridiculous people in the world” says John McCain’s ridiculous daughter.

6/6/19

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

6/6/19

Amy Adams should not be on this list and she should have won an Oscar for Enchanted!

6/6/19

basically this makes him the Sammy Hagar of hip hop