Cynical take: The View exists only to create the illusion of choice.

That’s pretty much all the Rambo flicks past First Blood.

“There’s going to be some serious vengeance in this movie. A lot of people getting hurt.”

Depressingly plausible.

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

Maybe if they smiled more.

The problem is that it is a war of margins. He will pick off just enough dumb fucks with each of these utterly disingenuous gaslighting attacks to propel him to victory. Or at least he hopes. Knowing people as I do, I can’t say that he won’t succeed. That is the sad part.

I’d just like to point out that the corner newspaper seller is the only possible circumstance when a child yelling in public is acceptable.

And if you can throw in a heartfelt reunion at the airport or a sporting event, that’d be nice.

One other thing worth clarifying is that REO is not a “down in the weeds term” for the HUD secretary.

At the hearing, he failed to identify the acronym for “Real Estate Owned” properties; instead, for some reason, he thought Rep. Katie Porter was asking him about Oreo cookies. Given this man is in charge of American public housing, the flub (his second of the day) was widely reported and roundly criticized. It was…

These days, the wisdom of representative government doesn’t quite have the sheen it once did.

Drogon melting the throne was the best possible ending.

JON PET GHOST 10,000 A PLUSES

But seriously, some thoughts:

In the end, Bran let Dany go on her rampage because he knew she would make his kingdom more ADA compliant.

Funny enough, in broad strokes that was exactly the kind of ending I would’ve envisioned. Only difference being, I wouldn’t have ultimately contorted Dany into the power mad madwoman to prove the point about power corrupting, relying apparently—if the defenders are the be believed—primarily on a “vision” from 6…

Can I say something being the second oldest dude here? Game of Thrones premiered April 17, 2011. A sane man occupied the White House, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell signed, Saddam Hussein dead, Occupy Wall Street, The HARRY POTTER movies ended, and Gabriel Giffords survived a senseless attack. The excitement…

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

Representative Ocasio-Cortez makes it easy to love her in a lot of ways. Her fire, passion, and commitment to do the job she was elected to do—rather than just focusing on getting reelected from the first day of her term—are a refreshing set of changes from the daily grind of political prevarication and mealy-mouthed…

This fan-written version will surely feature the new character Derek from the Kingdom of Suburban Cleveland who’ll use his sword, Foekiller The Awesome, to kill the 5,000 wights, the Night King, and Cersei, and will end up on the Iron Throne, and will have a giant dick and that’ll show that prissy diva MacKenzie what…