It turns out that THANOS WAS PEOPLE!

This is the bullshit about Jack Dorsey. Trump has pretty much been the only person keeping Twitter relevant, and Dorsey’s been willing to look the other way so he can get paid for it. So much of Trump’s presidency can be laid directly at the feet of Dorsey for refusing to patrol white supremacists when they started…

Also, I love Falcon and his snapping was the more tragic one for me. Everyone else god to be around other people when they died. He’s laying in the bushes, not knowing what’s happening, and you hear War Machine in the background looking for him. Falcon died scared and alone. That’s the real shit.

The Venn diagram of people who support Trump’s authoritarian tendencies and also referred to President Obama as “King Obama” is an unbroken circle, isn’t it?

I’m sorry, Davis.  I can’t allow you to fire me.

You. Have. To. Set. The. Table. 

We can’t let them in. No room. Full. We’ve got nowhere to put them. If a judge tells you to let them in, say sorry judge, I just don’t have the space. We are full to the top.

I think the lesson we should learn from Musk is that when someone starts entering the public consciousness as a cool maverick type, we should do our best to remember that people like that are usually actually arrogant pricks.

We finally get to see the nuts and bolts of this two-year investigation into the two-bit penny-ante grifter in the White House—exposing the lies and fraud and scams and crimes for all to see.

I think Ivanka is under his desk right now.

As long as it ends with dropping an atom bomb on Mar-a-Lago.

if you can't earn something by having your dick n balls cut off, saving sansa, saving yara, and then killing the night king I don't know what can save a person. I mean, sure, you could hold the red wedding against him, but that was just great TV.

There’s a very good reason why that waterfall date felt as hollow as a lakeside date in Naboo...

Fuck it. Since time becomes meaningless a few thousand trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion years into the future, I might as well…

Notre Dame isn’t a motherfucking tragedy. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I’m the smartest person my brother ever met, because he’s dumb and all his friends are dumb.

jesus fuck how hard is it to type another m

Nah. The Last Jedi was great. And retconning one of the most audacious twists in a pretty forward-thinking film would be fucking lame. And fuck Supreme Leader Gollum, he was a terrible villain and dispensing with him to actually make Kylo Ren interesting (and a much more awful person) was worth it.

The monarchy will be overthrown. Westeros will become an anarcho-syndicalist commune with the leader of each great house taking turns as sort of an executive officer. All the decisions of that officer must be ratified by a council of representatives from each house by a simple majority in the case of purely internal…

Popovich and Steve Kerr are also great on this topic. It’s amazing how bad football is even though the racial league makeup is somewhat similar. And yet, most offensive lines in football are one step removed from a Klan meeting.