I bet good money that has been Putin’s plan from the get-go. Overt control wouldn’t fly even with the country filled with Trumpzis who have left reality a long time ago; the rest of the world is watching, too. Simply disrupting American politics gives him plausible deniability and long-term benefits since it damages…

Jared is a male meat puppet for Ivanka, who uses him to whisper in her fathers ear because she can’t do so without him looking down her blouse and screwing up the message, because he is distracted. So he simply serves as a mouth piece for her. One that she occasionally pegs on the weekends, just to let him know that…

Haters. I predict at minimum, 10 of Hackenberg’s passes will result in touchdowns.

I’m gonna have to disagree, we’re a world of chucklefucks and he’s a prime example.

Oh god. This is the asshole that’s gonna cause the end of the world? Not an insane genius, but this chucklefuck? Goddamn it that is just not right!

60-day DL: the clap from a Dornish prostitute, torn labrum from throwing spear, concussion from trying to remember all the additional characters and plot points.

We’re having a heat wave in Seattle right now, and although the humidity is lower than DC, something like 80% of homes have no air conditioning. And, we’re currently blanketed in smoke from Canadian wildfires, so we don’t really want to open the windows either. Our air quality Thursday was worse than Beijing.

Worked a job that paid $10 an hour every summer in university, in DC, in 100 degree heat, OUTDOORS. I’m a pale, freckled redhead who burns through SPF 50. It sucked. But I powered through, BECAUSE IT WAS MY FUCKING JOB. (I also did this job throughout DC winters, which also was pretty miserable.)

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

And what a genius, this guy, another rat scrambling to get on board a sinking ship.

It’s difficult to believe Walgreens management trusted someone who is so young and yet so jowly.

And to think how this pathological liar, a preening egomaniac with the attention span of a mayfly, still has roughly a third of the country approving how he’s “handling” the presidency. Good god.

seemed to corroborate Roundup’s toxicity in 2015 when it labeled the weed killer’s active ingredient, glyphosate, as carcinogenic.

Oh no a internet meme told me Monsanto is bad, I better believe every lie made up about them.

Yeah, fuck them for advancing world food production to the point that hunger is only a logistical problem. Jerks!

Byron Leftwich will be on that list, just as soon as he completes his throwing motion on this pass he started in 2009.

Two words, Basic Income. There is no way around the fact that in the future a large amount of the population will not be able to have jobs due to automation there is also A way to handle this you give every person a fixed income call it $1500 (no taxes) a month that they can “get by” on no obviously this would…