I’m a HUGE Panther fan. Before I got my current car, I had a black 2002 Crown Vic LX Sport, which is basically a Marauder without the upgraded engine. It was a pretty decent car, but I also liked to describe it as 1960's technology perfected. It wasn’t modern in any way. As you say, durable. And I like the way it…

Your name is discriminating towards women and enforcing a hurtful stereotype that holds women back from realizing their true potential. I am fully triggered by your lack of compassion.

Also 1000x yes to the real Celica.

I had an ‘88 All-Trac Turbo. It was red and a dead ringer for the one in your photo, same wheels and everything. It was a blast...when it ran. It was easily the most breakdown-prone car I’ve ever owned (and I got it with less than 90K miles, one prior owner, a doctor’s wife), though, and given that I’ve also had an…

Nah. This right here is the real one true Celica.

Love the trailing limb suspension.

Goddammit. How in the hell are you going to make a luxury SUV that in almost every aspect looks good, and then make the info system look like they forgot to even consider it during design, and then when they finished, realized their mistake and just went “Shit.....well, let’s just slap a tablet on it!”

It’s hard to tell if the car turns you into an asshole, or if it just brings out the asshole in you.

“Twist it!”

I’m pretty sure the case of Dawson v Jeep Thing She Didn’t Understand™ will be enshrined as an automotive precedent for many generations.

I’d arrest him just for that neard.

I was thinking Kia Soul...

Please tell me the new gear is all metal....

pearls are for necklaces not facials. ;)

Pearl Facials, lol. I need to grow up.

Might want to check the axle seal on that right rear while you’re there.

“You know, as you do.”

There are few things I enjoy more than seeing strange things on a race track. 

No one ever told Ross that kidnapping would be a stroll through the park.

To be fair, modern baby strollers are practically the size of an old Civic.

Didn’t I tell you not to buy anything?!