“I want an old car that’s absolutely nothing like an old car.”

Right? All I did with my coin purse is make more humans and entertain myself, and I’m OK with that.

The street were almost empty and then suddenly hundred of people show up.

Actually a rod is a unit of length equal to 16 1/2 feet

I used to roll my eyes at the “93 is normal in NJ” comments. Then I drove it! Holy shit are you guys not kidding. I was going 85 in a 60 and was scared shitless I was going to be run over.

We are all DB Pooper.

Then had the odometer tastefully rolled back to an exquisite zero.

“Sir, you will need to put your pants back on immediately. No, sir, please do not wave that at me. Yes, sir, it is quite chilly in here.”

Might this be the back massage device they where refering to?

Is there any piece of your property that this project isn’t going to ruin?

84 months is 7 years. still bad... almost as bad as your math skills.

This is some good trolling right here, tip of the hat to you sir... So long as there is a downhill gradient, the hat is also electric 😂

Seems to be off-shoot following all of the motorcycle people putting knobbies on street bikes.... Perhaps we should just call these “Scramblers” too.........

I don’t know much about off-roading, but it’s certainly well-known among serious winter drivers that skinnier is better. Skinny snowtires cut down through the snow to where they can do some good. Big fat snowtires toboggan along the top of the snow.

Sounds like a brodozer

If I read this correctly, your job is to get people the best deal when they pay for sex?

“That way, if I forgot to tighten a crucial bolt, and the thing crumbles into a pile of dust on the back roads as I’m chugging along at 25 mph, the entire world can watch and laugh.”