Opportunity for a horse penis shifter, completely missed.  

Isn’t the whole city basically a pick and pull lot?

My thought was Yukon, and get it in a color other than black or white. Don’t see nearly as many Government GMCs, and even in colors these vehicles don’t attract attention.

Guys, we get it, you don’t like this taxi company.

I know you think it doesn’t belong back there, but just try it. It’ll fit, and you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Don’t forget that the pistons pump the oil.

no no no, when the pistons move you send oil to the crankshaft which makes all the power

DB Pooper? DB Pooper!

I figured I wouldn’t get it since it was a night post. That said, I think anything that occurs after COTD is announced should be eligible for the next one.

No kidding. That was the funniest shit I read all day.

Imagine the terror that poor sentient car experiences every time its masters put the top up.

Thanks. However the D.B Pooper comment from jcarr is waaaay better.

You’re doing God’s work, and you beat me to it.

D.B. Pooper

Parachute, poorly faked death.

It’s Northern Ireland, not Ireland.

This is why I don’t tell people I’m an atheist. Not because of the unpopularity of not believing in God, but because assholes.

EDGELORD DELUXE HAS ARRIVED

Would have been, if she didn’t put on such a ridiculous looking duck-face.

Sergio is too busy looking for things to bolt onto FCA to visit a tailor. Besides, baggy/rumpled is totally sprezzatura.